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Ah, yes school work.
*shoves pencil through eye*
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Games that count 0 as a life instead of stopping after 1

wow that octopus skis better than i do
that’s an ostrich dear
wait
I HAD WHIP CREAM IN THE MOUTH AND IT CAME OUT MY NOSE
is that a pigeon
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tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
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why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens
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My mood depends on how good my hair looks


