starllex:

Ah, yes school work.

*shoves pencil through eye*

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s-d-educe-me:

wretchedandsebring:

b1ackfish:

spiritcannon:

b1ackfish:

sandmansandlot:

Games that count 0 as a life instead of stopping after 1

wow that octopus skis better than i do

that’s an ostrich dear

wait

I HAD WHIP CREAM IN THE MOUTH AND IT CAME OUT MY NOSE

is that a pigeon

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thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

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spearmintx:

why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

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cokeflow:

My mood depends on how good my hair looks

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